musicaddict27

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 Hello there! I'm Megan, and this is my witty. I am 15, my birthday is the 27th of February, so I'm a sophomore in high school. I love to read, so in retrospect, my username is kind of stupid. I do love music, though. If you want to know anything else, just ask me :)

 
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So today...
My sister is going on her first date, with a guy who's had a crush on her for a year and a half, but never had the courage to tell her. They are going to prom together.
I am honestly so so so happy for her. After years of thinking that she was ugly, and that no one could ever love her, and that she was going to end up dying alone with cats, she's being proven wrong.
She's been my older sister, the one I look up to, the one I go to for advice, the older sister I try to be to my younger sister. She's the one who makes me laugh harder than any of my friends, who understands me and listens to what I say. She's the one who pulls me out of my slumps when no one else can. She knows me better than anyone else. No one understands our relationship but us and my little sister.
Even though she never believes it, she is truly beautiful, and I love her so, so much.


 

When the Traffic Light Turns Yellow

Student Driver Handbook -
Slow your car by pressing the brakes gently and come to a complete, safe stop.

Actual Drivers -
Hit the gas like nobody's bussiness and hope you make it before you get run over.


 


I had a dream last night in which I was telling some one about the dream that I had two nights ago....

Wierd


 

Me: We're married.
Cleverbot: okay.

Did you cheat on me with my sister?
Yes, and it was great.



Score:
Cleverbot - 2
Me - 0

 
Never go to a doctor's office whose
plants have all died.
 


 



After twelve years of therapy,
my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No hablo ingles."


 

Does anyone else have a secret witty that's almost like their diary?
HelloFormats

 

The other day,
 


A kid in my history class said that his printer broke, so he


couldn't do the homework.


My teacher's response?


"Remember Rob, excuses are the bricks that build the house


of failiure."





I love my history teacher.

 

The way I see it, you can either complain that the roses have thorns, or be glad that the thorns have roses.
Sometimes life,
it takes you by the hair,
pulls you down and before you know
its gone and you're dead again.
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