When a fly lands on the screen & you try to scare it away with the cursor
When normal people flirt: You're cute.
When I flirt: So... you like salads? ;)
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're a genius! Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot SpongeBob: What, a genius? Patrick: No, Patrick.
me: why am i so funny? me: i don't know me: *laughs* me: *sighs*
McDonald's being the offical restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the offical medicine of cancer e.O
In a bad mood: -take a shower -look yourself in the mirror -eat something with sugar -volume up the music -smile baby(: try it ♥ i dare you