mustachedbunny

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Joined: April 4, 2012
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Quotes by mustachedbunny

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
             -Thomas Wayne; Batman Begins
I hate when you're watching a movie and there's music in the background so you can't tell whether it was a real sound or just background music.
I'm not ugly, I'm just a little... unfortunate in the physical appearance category.
Whenever I finish eating one of my favorite foods,
I feel like I start going into withdrawal.
*Me talking to my mom today*

Me: So, today, me and my friend were sitting in History class and tossing around paper b@lls. Well, the teacher came over and slapped one out of the and it hit this kid in the face and his eye was all red after that. Then, she started like apologizing to the kid while giving me dirty looks and stuff and I was just sitting there like 'girl please, that kid and his face was your fault. I was just throwing the ball.' So, the kid ended up going to the nurse and the teacher yelled at me when it was all really her fault.

Mom: Wait, you have a friend? When did this happen?
Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate*
Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
for some reason, I feel like turning down food is the polite thing to do.
but screw manners, I want food.
*A few men meet up after years of not seeing eachother*

Man 1:
You guys have any kids?

Man 2: Nah.

Man 3: Nope, never wanted any.

Man 4: You know, the jury's still out there.

Man 5: Probably.

Man 6: Used to have a dog, but it ran away. I'm sure a kid would be the same way.
Whenever I walk through automatic doors
I feel as if the red sea is parting to let me through.
 
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Sometimes I feel like witty is ruining our social life
but then I
see a good quote and think hmm maybe not.
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