Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then
pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow,
that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks
Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of
food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me.
*Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food.
Got any more food?