myahkeller10

Status: who da fuq cares.
Joined: May 23, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 15
user id: 302079
Location: USA :D
Gender: F
 
 
  HEY!
My name is MYAH (my-uh). I really love dancing. Yes, I sound boring. BUT IM SUPER FUN AND EXCITING. Okay just listen up. I hate polka dots. Yes, I can’t stand them. IM A BROAD WAY DANCER AND SINGER. You could probably guess my age. Ha! What am I kidding, no one can guess my age! It’s not a biggy though. I’m a teenager. HA! Isn’t everyone, and I support gays. I am straight myself (169% straight). Ha! I am an oldies junkie. You’re probably going “what da fuq” but yes, I aint Cray. I’m kind of the most popular in my grade. Not because I’m “PRETTY, MEAN, BITCHY” it’s because I am super nice and caring. GOD! I FRICKEN LOVE PEOPLE! I really, and I mean really love the human species. If we met (lol in your dreams bay-bay) you would notice I’m probably the most outgoing gal you have ever seen. Oh more about my looks cause ^^^^ that’s a really old pic. I have super damn long crimpy black hair, with a pink peek-a-boo. I am 5’3 and have been this height since 2nd grade. (Yes, I know) and I have “the prettiest voice” ever. Says my best friend. Yes, he means the world to me. Yes, I know. Ladies be jelly. Just kidding’ you all are awesome. I’m sort of color blind. Yes, I know. But I can’t say it sucks because I can’t tell. My eyes are the lightest shade of brown (says Elijah) ß best friend. I wear really weird clothing, says my school. Cause I can’t tell of the colors. I AM IN MY STATE CHOIR. Don’t stalk me…. Thank you. I can also speak FRENCH <33. My parents, my grandparents, my great grandparents, and on and on are all 100% French. PRETTY COOL. I kind of have a crush on this dude (lol) and he’s 2 grades higher than me and he’s a beau! Tall, blonde, blue eyes <333 (that one gets 3!!!) and he’s in love with me also. Yes, I know. I also use the term “yes, I know.” A lot. I don’t know why… well you have a nice day my internet friends! ;D toodaloo babe.
~that girl
 

myahkeller10's Favorite Quotes


"I wish peopllooked like theipersonalities."
... but then everyone on witty would look awkward.
When someone is wearing the same thing as you but looks 9435824365927x better.

*Bittch mode activate*






Me: wow that guy over there is really hot
Hot guy: Is that a potato staring at me







see how her makeup is perfect?
by the end of the night it will be [smeared by tears]

see how adorable she looks in that outfit?
she was saving it for when she needed to feel beautiful 

see how she's smiling?
it's fake, and every time she does it, she gets choked up

see how her eyeliner has a little smudge?
that's from that one tear she couldn't hold back

see how cute her bag is?
it's full of tissues, in case she hears from [you] 

see how her friends are surrounding her?
they're there for support, which she needs most right now

see how her arms are folded across her chest?
boy, she's literally holding herself together because of you.
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Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name
your drinks in another language,
don't roll your eyes when I order a
gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha
choca latte ya ya

Lol So True: #143
If stupidity was a super power, there would be a lot of people running around wearing tights.
lolsotrue.com

Don't you hate it when you have a Text Relationship?


When you're texting:
You: Heyyyyy cutie ;)
Him: Ello there gorgeous ;)
You: Ahahaha aww :D so what's happenin'?
Him: Nothing interesting until I started texting you :)

Real life:
You: Maybe if I avert eyes he won't talk to me...
Him: *Bumps into me* oh sorry.
You: That's okay.
Him: Bye.



 
Oh snap!
Heyy sweet thang
Tartar sauce!
Where's Perry?
Hug me brotha!
Sweet niblets!

 

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Things I Hear During School

 "Do you have any tampons?"
"No."
"That sucks because my vag*na is leaking. When I stand up there is gonna be a rush."
*Stands up*
"OH SNAP THERE  GOES THE RUSH."

 
My classmates are.. interesting. 
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If I haven't said anything sexual to you,

then we probably aren't friends.
 

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