mybestfriendisabackstabber

Things Longer Than Kim Kardshian's Marriage #2
Voldemort's Nose

notminecreditowhoeverdeservesit

nmf & nmq.

They tell us to be ourselves 
Then they judge us.

That awkward moment
when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.

There's this guy that I love.

Sadly, I'm not his date.
He sent me a picture of him in tux for prom night.
His tie was red.
He asked, "How do I look?"
I said "Like I should be standing next to you in a red dress."
He replied, "Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress."
notminecredittowhoever

Your best friend is in a relationship with a player
♥ Wednesday at 20.51 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
You Kick his balls.