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These are not my quotes.
All of these are from the hilarious site
mylifeisaverage.com
I know these aren't mine, so I'm just saying that before you start yelling at me for jocking these quotes or whatever other reason you would have to yell (or TYPE) at me for.
Also some of these say, "today at school..." or whatever. Yes, I'm aware that sometimes its the weekend and 'why was I at school'. It's because it was written before the weekend.
Anywho, enjoy!
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Quotes by mylifeisaverage_posts
Today, whilst losing faith in the generation that were my IT class, I heard
one kid sing : "Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful day." A jock turned
around and said "It's PHRASE, you idiot!" MLIA.
one kid sing : "Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful day." A jock turned
around and said "It's PHRASE, you idiot!" MLIA.
Yesterday, my life was made complete
when I finally purchased break-away pants. Today, I went with my
mom to pick up a new loveseat. The guy who sold it to us moved to
pick it up, but I calmly told him, "I got this" and
proceeded to rip my pants off of my body. I later found a wad of
cash in that loveseat. MLIA
Today at school, our last teacher of
the day was sitting at his desk when we came in. After a couple
yawns, he asked us if we were as tired as he was. We all said yes.
So he thought for a moment then said, "I now declare this
naptime. Homework can wait until tomorrow. In fact, I'll give a
candy bar to anyone who actually falls asleep." Best class
EVER. And yes, I got a candy bar.
MLIA
Today,
I was reading MLIA, and there were a lot of posts about people
answering telemarketers with "Buddy the Elf, What's
you're favorite color?". Then the phone rang, and it was a
telemarketer. So i tried it out. Did she hang up? No, we quoted the
movie back and forth for 10 minutes.
MLIA
Today, two little boys knocked on my door. They asked if I would give then
a quarter if they did a funny show for me. I said sure. They preceded to take
off their shirts and dancearound on my porch saying, "uh huh. Uh huh.
Uhhuh uhhuh, uh huh." Quarter well spent. MLIA.
a quarter if they did a funny show for me. I said sure. They preceded to take
off their shirts and dancearound on my porch saying, "uh huh. Uh huh.
Uhhuh uhhuh, uh huh." Quarter well spent. MLIA.
Today I decided to join the google vs. yahoo war. I typed in "Penguins
are..." into google and got "penguins are my favourite sort of frog". I didn't
try yahoo. MLIA
are..." into google and got "penguins are my favourite sort of frog". I didn't
try yahoo. MLIA
Today I decided to join the google vs. yahoo war. I typed in "Penguins
are..." into google and got "penguins are my favourite sort of frog". I didn't
try yahoo. MLIA
are..." into google and got "penguins are my favourite sort of frog". I didn't
try yahoo. MLIA
Today, I was writing my science exam and noticed that when I wrote in
cursive it made my writing look smart. I will now write like that whenever I
don't know what I'm talking about. MLIA
cursive it made my writing look smart. I will now write like that whenever I
don't know what I'm talking about. MLIA
Sooo today my dad decides to pick me up from the bus stop
on a lawnmower. MLIA
on a lawnmower. MLIA
Sooo today my dad decides to pick me up from the bus stop
on a lawnmower. MLIA
on a lawnmower. MLIA