http://www.myspace.com/flipflopsmushyface
aim ; shuddupbitxchz
My name is Destiny, and I enjoy writing <3
What defines
girlfriends?
Ramen sandwiches. Sharing clothes. Chicken at 3AM. Getting away
everything you do, and even if getting caught does happen...
Lying your way out of it. Pointing out the obvious. Not getting
jokes, but laughing at them anyways. Snapping your fingers and
shaking your hand then yelling "Ah hah, I get
it!" After ten minutes of an awkward silence.
texting each other with nothing but smiley faces and winkey
teeths for about ten texts. Driving to China.
"I love how everyone
calls me pretty over myspace, but never to my face."
"They'd rather say it to over mypace... What? ...
WHAT?!"
"THAT WAS YOUR QUE TO
CALL ME PRETTY!"
"But, you are pretty!"
"Im a living, breathing tempurpudic matress!"
"Im gonna buy my cat an alarm clock, so he know when I get
home."
"I
FEEL LIKE A WHALE BECAUSE THIS VODKA IS BLUE!"
"I like how
you do your makeup... Do you use a brush, or do you just dip your
face in?"
Do you have any more
gum?
Nope, that was my last piece.
THATS THE BIGGEST LIE IN AMERICA!
Do you have any gum?
No.
Can I have a piece?
Fine, here!
There is much more that it takes to become girlfriends with
someone.
But you houldnt even try, because none of you hoes can get like
us.