myusernameis

Status: Live like there's no tomorrow
Joined: December 3, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 340817
Gender: F
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Quotes by myusernameis

Me: Bridge, are you a primadonna girl?

Bridget: ...I don't really like Madonna.
I know we fight
And sometimes things never seem right
But you mean the world to me
And without you I don't know where I would be
I love you so much Mommy

Happy Mother's Day
Teacher: Does anybody need to go to the bathroom?

Class: *no one answers*

30 minutes later-

Me: *raises hand* May I please go to the bathroom?

Teacher: *replies angrily* I asked if anyone had to go to the bathroom 30 minutes ago! Why didn't you just go then?

Me: My pee decides when to come, I do not decide for it. And excuse me for not being able to pee on command.

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When you hit what seems like the end, when the letters get too small to even see, keep going, because they could get bigger as you
move on







 
When I drop a piece of cookie in my milk,
I sit there
and wonder why bad things happen to good people
*The most popular girl  in my grade comes to school wearing baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt.*

Classmates: Omg! You look so cute today! Wear did you get your sweatshirt? It is so adorable!

*I come to school wearing baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt*

Classmates: Somebody call animal control, there's a wild dog on the loose!



 Aca-scuse me?
Pitch Perfect :)
 


 
Now...

My Parents: 
Are you doing your homework?

Me: Yes

*going on witty*

My Parents: Are you cleaning your room?

Me: Yes

*going on witty*

My Parents: Are you making lunch?

Me: Yes

*going on witty*

Later...


My Parents: Have you done your homework, cleaned your room, and made your lunch?

Me: Pssht...of course I did. Don't I always?
*friend and I are trying to talk with the door SHUT*

*someone walks in and then out without closing the door*

friend: please shut the door.

*another person walks in and then out without closing the door*

friend: please shut the door.

*and then another person walks in and then out without closing the door*

friend: FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT THE DOOR!!!!
me: :/





4th grade teacher: (Yelling angrily at a student) YOU DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME! WE ARE NOT EQUALS!

Me: (Think to myself) Well, according to Martin Luther King Jr, EVERYONE is equal.