mywitisgreaterthanyours

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My latest fear is someone from my life finding out that I belong to my witty account

As humans,
We are constantly thinking about dying.



Polution, hunger, poverty, asteroids, invasion (human or otherwise), global warming, ozone, heartbreak, drowning, burning, Fire and Ice.


But nobody has ever stopped to think of the other alternative.



The alternative that should scare us to death.





WHAT IF WE SURVIVED

Harry Styles:


 


"Bow ties are cool."
<3

Friends are like chocolates;

If you eat them,


You feel bad

So, for five years I've liked this guy but have never had the balls to tell anyone cause I was too proud/nervous/scared/ashamed/gutless/selfish, take your pick.

For FIVE YEARS! It got to the point that I was convinced I was in love with the guy. I mean, that's pretty extreme seeing as I'm only fifteen.

Anyway, this secret crush goes on and on, until I realise I havent actually spoken to or seen him in ages, and I finally fall out of love.

Then, only yesterday, I was chatting with a mate and we were talking about guys we thought were hot, one thing led to another and this guy was all of a sudden the topic of conversation!
The horrible part is, I could finally confess to her that I crushed on this guy for an insane amount of time (not giving any specifics) and she goes - hey! I've got his number! Here you go, I'll send it to you and you better text him! Otherwise I'll do it myself. In fact, I spoke to him just the other day, he's a good guy, real sweet. There you go, sent it!

!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe that ! Five years without any hope of contact, just the fantasies in my head and the first time I tell anyone how much I like this guy, she not only knows him, knows what he's turned out to be, but promises me contact with him, regardless of whether it's me or her that starts the convo!

Damn it.

He stands there
Then walks away
My god
If I could only say
I'm holding every breath for you



My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state



Lol




What am I s'posed to do when the best part of me was always you?



Not being able to concentrate in class because Josh Hutcherson is your desktop background