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Member since Fri Jan 2, 2009 13:25:42 EST

Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 21:51:12 EST

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Soccer =life ♥

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BOOM.
you've just been hit by the ultimate chain letter.
If you don't repost this in 13 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 7 months.

GO!
made by n2c4
on September 26, 2009 07:15:33
quote number 1102359
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Today, my cat was trying to poop in the litter box, but she was slightly constipated. Just then, a huge bee flew by my head. I screamed loudly and spazzed. My cat looked up in alarm and successfully pooped. I scared the crap out of my cat.
MLIA
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on September 12, 2009 18:56:30
quote number 1080973
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Today, I read an MLIA about running through the halls like an airplane. I decided to try this at the old folks home I voluenteer at. As I was approaching a resident he turned around and shot 2 rubber bands off his fingers, both hit me, and then yelled "Shot Down!" I then made falling from the sky and exploding noises. I was given a cookie as a medal of service. MLIA.
made by n2c4
on September 12, 2009 18:55:22
quote number 1080968
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Today, I couldnt think of anything to wear to a costume party. I put on a "My name is" sticker, and filled in "God"... it was a church costume party. 39 people told me I was going to hell, but the priest thought it was hilarious.
MLIA
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on September 12, 2009 18:54:03
quote number 1080964
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Today, the 7th graders were in the high school to go to an assembly. As they were walking down the hallway, I saw a senior pick up a particularly small 7th grader, run into a classroom, and scream, "I caught one!" I'm still laughing about it.
made by n2c4
on September 12, 2009 18:52:14
quote number 1080957
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Welcome to the 2000's
where facebook and texting are the only way people talk to each other
Uggs and skinny jeans are the only thing to wear in the winter
where people think its cool to smoke and drink
What happened to the good old days
when Uggs didn’t even exists
Smoking was disgusting and drinking was only on holidays
and when people didn’t use face book or have a phone
and actually went to them when they need to tell them some thing
Seriously what happened
made by n2c4
on September 07, 2009 20:44:25
quote number 1073829
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 Soccer
=n=n
made by n2c4
on August 04, 2009 08:26:57
quote number 989302
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♥SxOxCxCxExR=LxIxFxE♥
made by n2c4
on July 16, 2009 08:35:11
quote number 940998
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Soccer
its not about how many goals you have
its about how many goals you achieve
♥
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on July 02, 2009 22:47:37
quote number 909858
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you know you are a soccer player
when you get a concussion from heading the ball to much
made by n2c4
on June 30, 2009 16:50:34
quote number 902272
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