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*my sister runs in the kitchen to me*
Katie: Dont go in the living room, there are people tryng to sell us stuff
Me: Oh my god. HIDE!
*20 minutes later*
Katie: i think there gone,
Me: They didnt even nock
Katie: They probaby gave us a newpaper
Me: Bi.tch we dont want no newspaper
Katie: fa.gs
Me: Pr.icks
Katie: Oh.... its a phone book.
what just happend between me and my sister.

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My toilet in they daytime: flushhh
My toilet at night: *9/11 just happend in my bathroom*

I am 68% obsessed with my looks

I own:
[xxx] hair straightener
[x] curling iron
[] mousse
[x] hairspray
[ ] gel
[] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[ ] I have dyed my hair
[x] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 9

Eyes: I own
[ x] black eyeliner
[ x] other color eyeliner
[ ] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[ x] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[]contacts
[x] stunna shades
[x ] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 7

Lips/Teeth: I own
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[ ] lip plumper
[x] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[x] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 6

Complexion/Overall Face: I own
[x] blush
[] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[ ] bronzer
[ x] makeup remover
[ x] face wipes
[x] powder
[x ] cover up
[] blotting papers
TOTAL: 6

Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[] filer
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[x ] cuticle remover
[ ] nail hardener
[ ] nail brush
[x ] fake nails
[x ] nail scissors
TOTAL: 6

OVERALL TOTAL:
hahahahahah
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks. 

Me: *texts someone*
1 minute after
Me: led-del-del-del-del-de
2 minutes after
Me: why havent they responded?
3 minutes after
Me: was it something i said? oh god they hate me
4 minutes after
Me: calm down their probably eating,
5 minutes after
Me: Oh god, oh god oh god, *sends another text*
6 minutes after
Me: *stares at phone*
7 minutes after
Me: *cries*
8 minutes after
Me: *eats cheetos*
9 minutes after
Me: *hyperventales*
10 minutes after
Me: *faints*

Did you know?..

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that feeling you get when somone texts you:
:\

 

o(≧∀≦)o
party hard

 

And today

 He texted me first

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