This cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab &
notices the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers,
"My son, you can't offend me as I have been around a long
time and have seen & heard almost everything. I'm sure that
there isn't anything you could say to offend me. "Well,
I've always wanted to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"well, let's see what we can do, #1 you have to be single,
#2 you have to be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited.
"Yes, I'm single & I'm
Catholic""OK," says the nun, "pull in the next
alley!" The man's fantasy is fullfilled by the long, warm,
deep kiss that would make a hooker blush but when they get back on
the road he starts to cry. "My dear child, why are you
crying?" "Forgive me, I must confess, I have sinned, I
lied, I am married and I am Jewish" The nun says, "Thats
ok. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a halloween party. TRICK
or TREAT!
nmq