natalievictoria

Status: It's sad how you pretend not to know me :3
Joined: February 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 274429
Location: I'm your next door neighbor , come say hii :)
Gender: F

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Hey there cool kids
The name is Natalie and the middle name is Victoria , I like to dance , I like to paint , I like to play football (soccer), and hangout with friends. I'm English. I quote to express not to impress. I've been on witty sincee waaayyy back but I just didn't bothe on making an account. ALso comment if you want to know anything about me :) And im scared of dogs hahahahaah :)

my likes and dislikes
-this young lady loves chocolate.
-I hate dogs.
-I really enjoy reading stories here on witty.
-I dislike the fact that my eyes are so small.
- I like that my eyes are green though.
-I hate when people get on my nerves.
- I really like when guys act like proper gentlemen.
-I don't like being bored.
-love the feeling of clean sheets.

* boys on witty are so lucky , they get the inside scoop on what girls want.~

Quotes by natalievictoria

This cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab & notices the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you can't offend me as I have been around a long time and have seen & heard almost everything. I'm sure that there isn't anything you could say to offend me. "Well, I've always wanted to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "well, let's see what we can do, #1 you have to be single, #2 you have to be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited. "Yes, I'm single & I'm Catholic""OK," says the nun, "pull in the next alley!" The man's fantasy is fullfilled by the long, warm, deep kiss that would make a hooker blush but when they get back on the road he starts to cry. "My dear child, why are you crying?" "Forgive me, I must confess, I have sinned, I lied, I am married and I am Jewish" The nun says, "Thats ok. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a halloween party. TRICK or TREAT!

nmq

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That awkward moment when Beyonce's new born baby has a diamond decorated toilet and you don't...

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Your Teachers didn't adress
9/11?
Don't worry , neither did the
TODAY SHOW...
Kris Jenner's new ~~FAKE BOOBS~~ were more imporant...
nmf/my friend's quote

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