Status: I don't often ahte, but when I do. I prefer to hate the Iowa Hawkeyes.
Joined: February 17, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 153517
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

Status: Ready, set, go and chase your dreams.
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nebraska99's Favorite Quotes

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

I think its time to shave my legs
You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."


i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

i was with a new friend yesterday
and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm
and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like
“hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low”

and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."


My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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