nebraska99

Status: I don't often ahte, but when I do. I prefer to hate the Iowa Hawkeyes.
Joined: February 17, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 153517
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

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the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
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I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"
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You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.
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the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."



 
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.


 
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i was with a new friend yesterday
and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm
and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like
“hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low”

and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
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i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."



 
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My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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