nemoismylife

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Joined: May 28, 2011
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heyyyyy my names nemo and i live in Hawaii. i play softball and i like to surf and skatebored. my fovorite movies are finding nemo, ELF, stepbrothers, and paronormal acctivity. my favorite shows are NCIS, Law and order, jersey shore, family guy and Rizzoli and Isles. I love our troops and my brother travis is one of them. keep him in your prayers<3 my other brother jake is on witty! hehe idk if he goes on it but his username is Jake_55_77 go bother him for me :) i belive in respecting everyone and living life in the moment. im in 8th grade and hoping to be a detective or lawyer someday and help take thugs off the street. my favorite songs are temperary home- Carrie Underwood and Enchanted-Taylor Swift.
comment on the profile because if you cant tell i could use some sisters <3

 

Quotes by nemoismylife


I just need someone who gets it
                       
 


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and i bet you never knew #9


stressed is desserts spelled backwards


 

 

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and i bet you never knew #8


bart simpson's voice is recorded by a woman named nancy cartright


 

 

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and i bet you never knew #7


there is more real lemon juice in lemon pledge furniture polish than in

country time lemonade


 

 

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NCIS quote #39

tony: That’s what they call a turkey vulture. Twenty years past a cougar. Still likes to hunt but too old to take down the prey.  

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NCIS quote #39

random guy: NCIS... is that anything like CSI?
Tony: yeah. if your dislexic
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NCIS quote #38

random FBI agent: does agent David carry a weapon?
Gibbs: she is a weapon
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**All my thoughts during school
Me: wow this is boring
Me: WE ALREADY LEARNED THIS
Me: do i look  like i was raising my hand?
Me: hehe when mr. king isnt looking i can squish his head
Me:  one direction<3
Me: 20 more min till lunch
Me: i wonder if anybody would notice if i fell asleep right now...
Me: okay im only closing my eyes for ONE second
Me: ...2 more
Me: ...2 more
Me: ...2 more
Me: sh*t i did not just sleep through class
Me: okay ill just ninja outa here before anyone can say anything
Me: yay LUNCCHHHHH!!! oh here comes mr. king ... jk lunch detention .__.
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and i bet you never knew #6


 a ducks quack doesnt echo and nobody knows why


 

 

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and i bet you never knew #5


a dime has exactly 118 ridges around the edge


 

 

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