Me in the Shower
Me: Oooh, the water is lovely
Me: HOLY SHUZZZLLEEEEE
Me: COLD, COLD, COLD
Me: HAWT OH MA GOD THIS WATER IS HOT
Me: JUST LIKE ME
Me: *Squirts shampoo into hand and lathers up hair*
Me: If I push my hair upwards, i'll look like
Jedward..
Me: No, that'd be
offensive
Me: I haven't got the
right bone structure...
Me: Wait.. What am I, okay,
moving on...
Me: *rinses out shampoo and
puts on conditioner*
Me: I have white stuff in
my hair..
Me: *remembers quote on
witty about white stuff in hand* Okay ew..
Me: *rinses hair out* Imma
go now
Me: *To water* I will miss you, at the moment you're like to
dino to my saur.