neonbubbles

Status: i dont even post many quotes anymore
Joined: February 8, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: August 5
user id: 152052
Location: USA
Gender: F

Quotes by neonbubbles


 

BravoSierra's format (=

 
 99% of my socks are

single and you don't see

them crying about it.


 
 
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on a math test: 2+2
me: let me use a calculator just in case

 
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Some people look really good in pictures but not in real life
Some people look really good in real life but not in pictures
I look really good behind  a brick wall. ♥
 
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me watching Titanic: maybe it won't hit the iceberg this time
 
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What if your webcam was on

right now and broadcasting in

times square? 
 

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I wanted to text you;
but then I remembered 
we don't talk anymore.

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person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know
me: does it look like I give a f*ck

 
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GOING TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE
normal people: what a lovely house you have
me: whats your wifi password

 
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DOCTOR: are you sexually active?
ME: ha
ME: hahahaha
ME: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ME: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
ME: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
ME: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
ME: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
ME: Hahaha
ME: Haaa...
ME: Whooooo, that was a good one.
ME: No, no I am not.
 
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I'M INSECURE

I KNOW WHAT FOR

I'M NOT DANIELLE, 32, OR ELEAN-O-O-OR!

nmf                            

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