me:
*leaves room and walks into kitchen*
Dad: hey she came out of her hole
Dad: It's like you
live in a cave
Dad: we haven't seen you in a while
Dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll
or something
Dad: you only leave to stock up on food
Dad: oh and there she goes
Dad: walking right past me with her food
Dad: see you in a few days!