neonbubbles

Status: i dont even post many quotes anymore
Joined: February 8, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: August 5
user id: 152052
Location: USA
Gender: F

neonbubbles's Favorite Quotes

My Mom: It's 11 go to sleep

Me: Actually it's 10:58

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why do people keep their scales in the bathroom?
they should keep them in the kitchen. i think i'd feel guilty eating a bag of Oreos if I knew there was a scale watching my every chew.



 
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In bed, it's 6AM.

close your eyes for 5 minutes its 7:45

At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for

5 minutes, its 1:31.

 
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Me:
" hey mom, how is it to have a funny daughter? :D"

Mom: 
"I don't know ask your grandma."

 

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   Yahoo! Answers
           Resolved Question

           If God doesn't exist, then how can I, a simple lima bean, use the
           internet?


 
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LIFESAVERS

~ in the classroom ~

 

The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.

Red   -   Cherry

Yellow   - Lemon

Green   -   Lime

Orange   -   Orange

 

So, the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.  None of the children knew the flavor. 

The teacher decided to give them a hint.

“It’s what your mother might call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror.

Spit out her lifesaver and yelled

“OMG THEY’RE AS$H0LES”

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my graduation speech:
"f/ck you, i f/cked you, i'd f/ck you, who the f/ck are you?"



 
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"No sir, away! A papaya war is on!"

It's the same backwards




 
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When you get a

permanent marker

YOUR HAND WRITING BECOMES BEAUTIFUL



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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
it becomes daytrogen
..im going to bed
good nitrogen



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