20
ways
to make
a girl
happy
#1.
We adore getting cute texts from
you. But just make sure that the "cute text" you sent
us isn't an 1 hour later responce to our old text. It
won't be so "cute." to us. >:]
#2. If you're
wearing a sweater don't expect it to give you warmth. Give
the dang sweater to us.
#3. Call us.
Anytime, Anywhere. Just do it. It will make us happy to hear
that you took your sweet time to pick up a phone and dial our
digits.
#4. If we
just-so-happen to walk in the middle of the road. We're not
meaning to die. We want you to save us. ;)
#5. Cod is a
fake, video game. Girls are living creatures. You can pause the
game for 5 seconds of your life to text us back...Don't
worry, the world won't end!
#6. When we say
"i'm cold" we want you to move a little closer.
Not make us a cup of hot chocolate.
#7. Never leave a
girl for your friends. If their your girlfriend they should be
closer than any girl or of your other male gendered
people.
#8. " Sweat
pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on that when your the
prettiest" <--- those lyrics explain it all.
#9. Let us talk
to other guys. Just because we say hi to one other guy, DOES
NOT MEAN we're going to be giving birth in 9
months.
#10. DO NOT FLIRT
WITH OTHER GIRLS. Unless you want your girlfriend's
bestfriends to murder you, I suggest you keep a good distance
away from flirts.
#11. Tell us
everything. All of your secrets, stories from your past.
We'll feel special, like a walking diary or
something.
#12.
CHOCOLATE...shall i say more?
#13. Don't
play with our emotions, especially when we're pmsing. We
have feet, you have balls. Do the math.
#14. Buy us
stuff. It doesn't have to be fancy. Buy us a stuffed monkey
for pete's sake. Anything that will remind us of
you.
#15. If we're
fighting and we yell at you, don't yell back. Just toughen
up, and be a man! OR, you can yell back, and then be placed in
a hospital a few minutes later.
#16. It
wouldn't hurt to comment a few of our pictures on facebook.
Even a "like" will make us happy.
#17. Give us
advice. If we're venting our feelings to you and all you do
is sit there, act cute, and nod your head up and down.
YOU'RE NOT ANY HELP. Comfort us in times of need.
#18. Don't
tell us to change. Like us for who we are or get yo buttox
outta here.
#19. NEVER ignore
us. Us girls, have our ways of finding out. When we
do...let's just say it won't be a pretty sight.
#20. Don't
say " i love you" if you don't mean it. Like i
said before, us females have bestfriends who can do quite
damage to your body.
all mine.
dont jock :O
me and my friend were bored at 3 am.