nicoleypoleyoley

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A thousand miles seems pretty far,
but they've got planes and trains and cars.
Wadddddup
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761 47 ilovechu5 ilovechu5
advice
i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."

This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'

My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'

Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."

^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.
1702 36 Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
inspirational

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
nmq

 
 
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ARE YOU RELATED TO YODA?
'CAUSE YODALICIOUS. ;)

1417 8 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
cute

 
 A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night?  I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"

I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:
 
1788 30 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
love


Fun idea #1
don't have kids? hire a babysitter anyways, say the kid is asleep and not to be woken. when you return, ask where your child is.



 

656 3 mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
funny
A conversation I overheard at a bar

Guy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.
Guy 2: Thanks dude!
Guy 1: So who are you here with?
Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.
Guy 2: It's cool, man.
Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.
2954 61 BravoSierra BravoSierra
inspirational


what people on witty think 11-year-olds do:
text on their iPhones, smoke weed, have s-x, swear, and drink.

what my 11-year-old sister and her friends actually do:
play hide and seek, draw, have water fights, play with American Girl Dolls

They still exist, you know.
 
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