nikkiparentrox

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My name is Nikki and odds are, I'm cooler than you.
 

"the world isn't a wish granting factory, Hazel Grace."

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If you've got time to lean,
you've got time to clean.
 

So today I wanted to get out of my science class so I went to the bathroom.
When I opened the door leading into the girl's bathroom I saw a random guy just standing in the middle of the bathroom. We stared at each other for a good 30 seconds and then he just walked out. The end.
In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation.
They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history.


Don't call a girl
S|ut if she's wearing short shorts
A b-tch if she's proving a point
A flirt when she's just bing nice
Obsessive when she's just in love
And what happens
When everyone starts to look at me the way I look at myself?








my oldest sister
was so drunk and i saw her in the living room holding a mini coke and laughing hysterically and i was like “are you laughing because that coke is small” and she nodded her head



 

 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with
you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
What If one year all the Wittians decided to go to the same college?
We would all have awesome parties with awesome food and music. We would all share our awkward stories, and we could be in a dorm with all our best Witty friends. We could smuggle Nutella from the local supermarket, then stay up until 3 in the morning watching movies like The Lion King and Mean girls. Then we could update our Witty for the rest of the night.
For the next four years the college would be overflowing with socially uncomfortable people who have a great taste in music.










 
is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it tear or tear


























the world may never know. 



 


Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness

One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 

Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 

Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 

Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.