ninjastuddy18

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Did you ever think that the reason your 11:11 wishes aren't coming true, is because the person who hates you is wishing they dont?

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That akward moment when your teacher says "ok pick a partner" and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever ;)
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You know you're lazy

when you get excited about cancelled plans 

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That akward moment when you gently throw your phone onto the bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat

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It's always like this...
At the dentist:
Dentist: so how's the patient?
You: hksvhndvddjnmmmmppphhhh 
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At the doctors:
Doctor: so what is wrong with you young lady/man
You: *remains very silent and bows head
Your mom: oh he/she has...
You: *thanks mom! 
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At home:
Irritating sibling: Gimmie!!! Mine!!
Mom: awww just give him/her it! 
You: but--but--
Mom: NO!
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We can never win >.< 
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Person: so what are the hunger games about?
Me: its about 24 kids going into an arena and fighting to the death
Person:...
Me: trust me its not as weird as it sounds

Fav if this has happened to you xD 
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I had wanted to watch this video online, and when I clicked on it, it said: sorry this video is not available in your region. What does that supposed to mean? Where do I live? Narnia?? 

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Who still jumps when the toast pops out of the toaster?

I know I still do 

xD 

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real eyes,
realize,
real lies 
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"You know, you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him"

"I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now, and live in it forever" 

-The Hunger Games 
<3 
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