nopatience

Status: if you are a pink polka dotted hippo, you are my new best friend. :) hi. need a hand?
Joined: November 22, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 241692
Gender: F

There are things about me few get to find out... Are you willing to try and break down the walls?
I build walls to see who is strong enough to break them down.
I love volleyball, tennis, and art.
But music is my life.
I go from classical to H o l l y w o o d U n d e a d in a nano-second.
Care to join me? :)
If you are looking for boring, go somewhere else.
 
hi,my name is a mystery 
and my life consists of witty, friends, and piano.
so if you wanna witty friend to love you for who you are im free for venting :)
post on my profile <3 cuz ill always be here for you no matter who you are

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Quotes by nopatience

Parents spend the first part of our lives
teaching us how to walk and talk

and the rest of it tellin us to sit down
and shut up.
EY.

BRO.

WHERE THE H*ELL
ARE ALL THE COOL
FORMATS.

I SEE NONE.
At A Family Party

Grandma: So... what'chya got there, sonny?
Cousin: A rubix cube...?
Grandma: Cool... Got girls as friends?
Cousin: Yeah...?
Grandma: oh, good. Good. Got a girlfriend?
Cousin: No.
Grandma: So these girls you're friends with... they are just friends?
Cousin: Yes Grandma.
Grandma: And you've got your rubix cube?
Cousin: Yes...?
Grandma: You can figure it out. You must have a lot of time on your hands since you don't have a girlfriend.
Cousin: What are you trying to get at, Grandma?
Grandma: *places hand on knee* It's okay to be gay.

Me:
Cousin:
Santa:
Mom:
Harry Styles:
Wes Stromberg:
Obama:
Grandpa:
The old crank pot down the street:
Crocodile in Australia:
Abraham Lincoln:
Bambi:
Everyone Previously Mentioned:
*falls off of chairs laughing and spills everything on the counters, tables, and plates*
Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection for when I go clubbing later ;)
Your face is protection enough.
nmf, followme  *best dad ever 
So I went to the store,
on Monday,
to buy... things.
Me: *stands awkwardly and miserably at the cash register where there is an insanely hot cashier who's like 18 and an old fat security guard standing nearby for god knows what reason*
Cashier: *starts checking out my tampons, tissues, toilet paper, and nose spray*
Security Guard: *starts cracking up*
Me: *awkward death glare that's not as menicing as I wanted it to be*
Cashier: *dying of laughter*
Security Guard: Well, you've got liquid comin' outta all your holes!
Cashier: *literally falls over from laughing so hard*
Me: *blushes*
Me: *secretly hiding laughter*
Me: *grabs a paper bag, rips 2 holes out, and puts it on my head*
Me: *walks away silently without taking any of the stuff I'd originally wanted to buy*
Me: *gets to the car*
Me: *dies*
Mom: where's all the stuff you needed?
Me: don't. ask. just. drive.
Mom: well sh*t I'll do it you p*ssy
Mom: *gets out of car*

~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~

Mom: *gets in car with a blush*
Me: it happened to you too?
Mom: shut the h*ll up.

 
 
 
So you know that slutty girl Betty Crocker?
Well I heard she ran off with Duncan Heynes
and they had a kid named Ghiradelli...


I am a lady. 
II do NOT speak 
t e s t o s t e r o n e.


Charm me.

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

Calm your wh/remones.



I am on the couch wrapped up in sheets and blankets like a fripping burrito... I am not walking up those stairs to my bed.
Carry me.
 
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