notamorningperson*

Status: dylan o'brien please marry me
Joined: September 24, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: October 18
user id: 331956
Location: bed>school
Gender: F
Hailey.

"Be glad and rejoice, because your reward is great in Heaven."

follow me on instagram @haileypimental, twitter @hailey_marie_p 



 

Quotes by notamorningperson*

You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and it's you.
      microwave beeps and my food is ready.
               If a dude keeps staring at your boobs and you're tired of it, just stare right at his package. Make him feel insecure. Even, like, squint your eyes a little bit.

#GirlCode
Things I wish I could google...


Google
 

Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky


Do you mean: Does he like me? or Where is the pencil I lost? or What is the next winning lottery number? or Will life get better?



nmq/nmf

 

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
 
Nothing they just waved
 
Do you sea what i did there?
 
I'm shore you did
 
How do you have friends?
Don't be such a beach





Most Common Lies


-I won't laugh, I promise
-Your table will be ready in a few minutes
-I'm just kidding
-I never got your text
-I have read and agree to the terms and conditions
-You will need to know this later in life
-I'm fine
-No, I'm okay, I'm just tired
-Okay, just five more minutes
-I'm on my way
-It'll just take a minute






 

Bro.
Bros
Broski
Bromo
Brotien
Brodeo
Brohan
Brochill
Brosicle
Broseph
Brocean
Brotastic
Brofessor
Han Brolo
Brosideon
Bromance
Brohemian
Brotato chip
Brohammad
Brohan Solo
Bro Montana
Bromosexual
Bromosapien
Brotein Shake
Brottontosaurus
Abroham Lincoln
Broack Brobama
Brorannasaurs Rex








Well, hello Beautiful


Wanna know something?
I understand how some of you feel

When you talk about

Being too ugly, too fat, too skinny, too this, too that..

Wanna know something though?
Y O U A R E B E A U T I F U L.


BEAUTIFUL. YES. YOU ARE.

I know what you're thinking now... 

"Another one of those quotes. I'm not beautiful. I'm ugly."


B   A   M


There goes the negativity in you. The insecurities in Y O U.

STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!


*Rolls eyes*


Don't let society tear you down

Don't listen to what other people say

When someone tells you that you're ugly
& You believe it

It's like somone saying, "You're a dragon and you live in a castle."
& You believe it

N O N S E N S E.
Complete NONSENSE

You're a princess
And they are peasants

With U G L Y hearts

Brush your shoulders off

Haters gonna hate &
Potatoes gonna Potate

So potate on, my princess potatoes.

Potate the f*ck on.

nmq/nmf


 
ALPHABET OF ME
[A]vailable: No. But I'm single.
[B]irthday: october 18

[C]rush: It's complicated.
[D]rink you last had: milk
[E]asiest person to talk to: my crush<3

[F]avorite genre of music: im open to anything but country and rap
[G]ummy bears or gummy worms: Bears :3
[H]ad your first kiss: Yep.
[I]nstrument: the microphone;)
[J]uice: Um. I like apple.
[K]illed someone: With my awesomeness!
[L]ongest trip: idk. like 14 hours to MA
[M]ilkshake flavor: CHOCOLATE
[N
]umber of siblings: 4 sisters and 1 brother. im the runt
[O]ne wish: to travel the world
[P]erson who holds the best memories with you: ugggh patrick:/
[Q]uiet or loud: Ha. Loud.
[R]easons to smile: Nice comments on Witty&that's about it.
[S]ong: RED BY TAYLOR SWIFT and anything lifehouse, coldplay and maroon5

[T]ime you woke up: 6am
[U]mbrella: Random. Um. I have a rainbow colored one
[V]egetable: I don't like them.
[W]arm at the moment: It's just nice.
[X]-rays you've had: none
[Y]our favorite animal: FREAKING GIRAFFES
[Z]odiac sign: libra

 

Sibling Property Rules:
1.if i like it, its mine
2.if im holding it, its mine

3.if i can take it from you, its mine
4.if i had it a little while ago, its mine
5.if im chewing something up, ALL the pieces are mine
6.if its mine, it must never be yours anyway
7.if it just looks like mine, its mine
8.if i saw it first, its mine
9.if you are playing with something, and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
10.if its broken, its yours:)


 


You asked me if I needed you;
 
I replied with no.
But in my head I whispered yes.
You asked me if I wanted you;
I replied with no.
But my brain was screaming yes.
You asked me if I loved you;
I replied with no. 

But my heart cried out yes.
You asked me if I was okay;

I replied with yes.
But this was the only time that I actually meant NO.
nmq/nmf
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