oasis

That moment you realize the celebrity name  
for Peeta and Katniss would either be 

Katpee

or
Peeniss

my friend said this the other day and  i thought it was hilarious!

                           Step 1. Go to Google Translate                                                                                                                                   Step 2. Type in men are men and men should clean the house (in ANY language)                                              Step 3. Look at the correction google trys to make                                              
                                              Step 4. Be offended at the complete sexism and stupidity of our society.

we defended the stone,
we found the chamber,
we freed the prisoner,
we were chosen by the goblet,
we fought alongside the order,
we learned from the prince,
and we mastered the hallows.
 

We are the Harry Potter generation.

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You are now breathing manually

You are now aware of the fact your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it

You are now aware that everytime you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears

You are now aware your nose is forever in your peripherial vision

You are now aware of the fact your tongue cant find a comfortable place in your mouth

DID YOU KNOW?

a person can only bear up to 45 del(unit) of pain,
but when a woman gives birth her pain is up to 57 del.
this is the same as fracturing 20 bones at the same time.

Who's stronger now boys?

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The first word you see describes youu:

beautiful     amazing      compassionate         lovely          pretty

cute     awesome     funny        sexy           hot       smart              gorgeous

strong         brave           sweet        talented         thoughtful         caring

charismatic        sincere            understanding          graceful 

bold       confident          outgoing           charming             honest

 

Oh wait...did i say just the first word? I meant all of them <3

Relationship Status

( ) Single

                 ( ) In a Relationship

                          (X) Waiting for a Miracle..



my life is pathetic lol