ohhey777

Victoria's Secret....

The secret is,
their models are starving.
 

 

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

...Billy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

...Billy took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear ANOTHER dirty joke?

...Bubbles was the girl next door.

When I'm home alone and my dog barks,
I run and hide in the bathroom.



I guess when I'm scared I forget that robbers DO KNOW how to open doors...

ALL I WANT
is a guy who will hug me from behind.

...And who will let me where his sweatshirt.
And who smells good.
And who isn't embarassed when I act crazy.
And who likes how I look when I don't try at all.
And who will show me off.
And who will kiss me in the
                                                   r
                                                         a
                                                               i
                                                                      n.

Now, is that too much to ask?

Not only do i

RIDE

                                  
[the struggle bus]
O                    O

I'm the frickin

DRIVER.

 

He must be a

♦South Pole♦

elf!