olgakixD

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Quotes by olgakixD

A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday schoolat church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that m...an...............get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this
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inspirational

the best DREAM ever

but it was just a dream :(
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love

he texted me first!!! YEAH :)

I am so so so so happy!!
SO!! Happy!!

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i don't like nutella












hahaha NO!
I was just kidding

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• click to see this quote •

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surveys

Before i die I want my last words to be

I left 1 billion dollars in...

but I am not sure if

my seven cats will

understand me!!!



FOREVER ALONE!

the first part is not mine! (Before I - dollars in)

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i am going to make a new witty account called "I_don't_know_why_I" and i will fave random quotes

the funny part of this story is that the user will see the new notification and check it!
So BAM!!!


1. ♥ I_don't_know_why_I favorited your quote - 1:10 am July 11, 2012

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*me in 60 years*

Me: Little Steve come here! i want to tell you a story!
Steve: Okay grandma... i'm coming
Me: Once upon a time your grandma was on the Top Quotes on Witty Profiles..
Steve: Noo... not this story AGAIN -_-


my quote/my format
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I'm afraid of 8 out of 72 common fears.

() the dark
() staying single forever
() being a parent
(x) giving birth
() being myself in front of others
() open spaces
() closed spaces
(x) heights
() dogs
() birds
() fish
(x) spiders
() flowers/plants
() being touched
() fire
() silk
() the ocean
() failure
() success
() thunder/lightning
() frogs
() bf/gf's mom
() bf/gf's dad
() rats
() wind
(x) jumping from high places
() snow
() rain
(x) crossing hanging bridges
() deep water
() heaven
() death
() being robbed
() falling
() clowns
() dolls
() large crowds
() men
() women
() having great responsibilities
() doctors/dentists
() tornadoes
() hurricanes
() incurable diseases
() sharks
() Friday the 13th
() ghosts
() poverty
() Halloween
() school
() odd numbers
() even numbers
() being alone
() becoming blind
() becoming deaf
() growing up
() creepy noises at night
() bee stings
() not accomplishing goals
(x) needles
(x) blood
() dinosaurs
() the welcome mat
() high speed
(x) throwing up
() falling in love
() super secrets


Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get more than 10, you're normal.
If you get less than 10, you're fearless.
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surveys

soo... comment on this quote if you want me to

follow you
and fave 10 of your quotes!

but please comment it would be easier for me!
promise i will do all of them!

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