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made by Sportie_Girl_xo23
on June 24, 2009 17:01:15

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instead of getting revenge on him ;
icomewriteaquote.

completely true.
not very good.

made by jessieelovepeaches
on June 21, 2009 20:54:08

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100% Strong Against

Niley Reconnecting!

[[not mine]]

made by omgXemmmaXomg
on June 22, 2009 11:19:58

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100% Strong Against

Niley Reconnecting!

**had 2 make a quote about
this kuz i love nick! but i hate
miley&i dont think they should
get back 2gether
rate or hate!

made by Sportie_Girl_xo23
on June 22, 2009 09:38:27

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

STOP RACISIM!!
Rate high if you agree^

made by xXxRandomxXx
on October 30, 2008 11:46:51

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Slow Your Roll.

**request

made by FadesForYouxRAWR
on June 16, 2009 16:19:41

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I don't want to say
♥ g. o. o. d. b. y. e. ♥

made by omgXemmmaXomg
on June 06, 2009 20:49:00

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[10:07] me: heyy valentine

[10:07] Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that.

Get your Valentine's Day present NOW! Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES.
[10:07] me: dumb fag
[10:07] Cupid: Well I speak every language and am talking to tens of thousands of people right now, so no, I don't think so
[10:07] me: screw you
[10:07] Cupid: Nice mouth.
No wonder you're alone talking to me instead of with some hottie.
[10:08]me: i do have hottie
[10:08] Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
[10:08]me: make me
[10:08] Cupid:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.

[10:08] me: screw this
[10:08] Cupid: Nice lang.
[10:08] me: ik right
[10:08] Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.
[10:08] me: why does this fricken matter
[10:08] Cupid: Why did you say that?

Get your babe a gift. Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES.
[10:08] me: bc i can
[10:08] Cupid: Pardon me?

Find your baby a gift! Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES and impress your sweetie.
[10:08] me: pardon you
[10:09]me: pardon you
[10:09] Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?

[10:09] me: what?
[10:09] Cupid: Excuse me?

Have you bought your honey a gift? Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES NOW.
[10:09] me: faget
[10:09] Cupid: May I ask you a question?
[10:10] me: what
[10:10] Cupid: Have you bought your honey a Valentine's Day gift yet?
[10:10] me: it is not valentines day until next year
[10:10] Cupid: Nice. You're gonna have a gr8 V-Day. I know it! Now send some Crushes.
[10:10]me: what the hell
[10:10] Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES NOW and show your love.

[10:10] Cupid: Are you?
[10:10] me: what the hell
[10:10] Cupid: I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you anything from me.

made by GrApEs172
on June 07, 2009 10:22:34

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<div class="ImBuddyIconFloater" id="aim-cupid:grapes172-imfloater">
<div class="ImBuddyIconFloater" id="aim-cupid:grapes172-imfloater">[10:07] me: heyy valentine 
 
[10:07] Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. 
 
Get your Valentine's Day present NOW! Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES. 
[10:07] me: dumb fag 
[10:07] Cupid: Well I speak every language and am talking to tens of thousands of people right now, so no, I don't think so 
[10:07] me: screw you 
[10:07] Cupid: Nice mouth. 
No wonder you're alone talking to me instead of with some hottie. 
[10:08]me: i do have hottie 
[10:08] Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu. 
[10:08]me: make me 
[10:08] Cupid: 
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. 
 
 
[10:08] me: screw this 
[10:08] Cupid: Nice lang. 
[10:08] me: ik right 
[10:08] Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. 
[10:08] me: why does this fricken matter 
[10:08] Cupid: Why did you say that? 
 
Get your babe a gift. Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES. 
[10:08] me: bc i can 
[10:08] Cupid: Pardon me? 
 
Find your baby a gift! Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES and impress your sweetie. 
[10:08] me: pardon you 
[10:09]me: pardon you 
[10:09] Cupid: Can I ask YOU something? 
 
[10:09] me: what? 
[10:09] Cupid: Excuse me? 
 
Have you bought your honey a gift? Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES NOW. 
[10:09] me: faget 
[10:09] Cupid: May I ask you a question? 
[10:10] me: what 
[10:10] Cupid: Have you bought your honey a Valentine's Day gift yet? 
[10:10] me: it is not valentines day until next year 
[10:10] Cupid: Nice. You're gonna have a gr8 V-Day. I know it! Now send some Crushes. 
[10:10]me: what the hell 
[10:10] Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. 
 
Type CHOCOLATE or ROSES NOW and show your love. 
 
[10:10] Cupid: Are you? 
[10:10] me: what the hell 
[10:10] Cupid: I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you anything from me. 
</div>
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