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BOOM.
you've just been hit by the ultimate chain letter.
If you don't repost this in 13 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 7 months.

GO!


♥♥ i reposted it : ) ♥♥
*sooo nooo its NOT mine and i did NOT jock it, i give credit to whoever started it XD*
quote number 1117791
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BOOM.
you've just been hit by the ultimate chain letter.
If you don't repost this in 13 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 7 months.

GO!


♥♥ i reposted it : ) ♥♥
*sooo nooo its NOT mine and i did NOT jock it, i give credit to whoever started it XD*
quote number 1117790
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crazy1 86: hey baby!!! 
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? 
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... 
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true. 
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. 
crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? 
crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you... 
crazy1 86 had signed off. 
The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2... 

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. 
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? 
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? 
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? 
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. 
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. 
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. 
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. 

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. 
They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH 
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you
quote number 1117777
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crazy1 86: hey baby!!! 
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? 
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... 
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true. 
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. 
crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? 
crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you... 
crazy1 86 had signed off. 
The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2... 

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. 
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? 
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? 
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? 
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. 
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. 
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. 
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. 

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. 
They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH 
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you
quote number 1117776
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What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:

Guys:P
ut your hands around her waist firmly
Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys: Whisper in her ear
Girls: Giggle

Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
Girls:  Don't just let him, kiss him back. 


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush.*************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

-now copy and repost this.

if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.

if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever


just reposting it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote number 1117700
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DONT READ THiS !!!
There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 

IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!

IM SCARED!!!

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My Crush
My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll 
get an unexpected talk from your crush
...DON'T screw it up.
quote number 1117653
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kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast


alll credit!!
quote number 1113438
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60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey 
When's the last time you ran? - uhh idk ithinkkk yesterday.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - uhh no,
What are you dreading right now? - idk my life....................Do you celebrate 420? - wtf is that stop confusing me bitch,                       Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? ithinkkkk.If anyone came to your house on your "lazyy..days" what would ya'll do? - watch a movie,Who last grabbed your ass? - uhhhhh wtfHave you ever been on your school's track team? - ya.
Do you own a pair of Converse? - ya:) i never wear them tho.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - no shitt,
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - yes thts y i buy it :P
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? -  yeshh!.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - yesh it pisses meeh off:(.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - hellllll no:P
How do you eat oreos? - i eat the chocolate part then i eat the icing:D
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - ya practically
Are you cocky? - i dont thinkk so. idc if u think so hoe:)
Could you live without a computer? - i would probably diee
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - no im not allowed to
Who or what sleeps with you? - my dog:)
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - i think 9
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?-idk too many to countt

What do you do when you're sad? - go to sleep
Who would you call first if you won the lottery?- Kaleigh and julia and delaneyyy:)Last time you saw your best friendS? - yesterday,Are you in high school? no middle

What jewelry are you wearing? - none.
Is anyone on your bad side now? -yep.
What's the first thing you do when you get online?- on here or facebook.
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - mopeeee
How do most people spell your name? - Jordann♥
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - yeah, sure.
Where do you work? - i don't.
What are you doing tomorrow? - going to school.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - no one can replace M.J.!
Favorite name for a girl? - EVAAAAAAFavorite name for a boy? -  Haydenn or carter
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - no.
When was the last time you left your house? - last night,
Do you return your cart? - yeah...
Do you have a dishwasher? - yeah.
What noise do you hear? - my mom talking on da fone

Would you survive in prison? - maybe.
Who is the youngest in your family? - meeee
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack?-julia,
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - ya a lott
What's the last thing you purchased? - jeans from aeroo
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - yesh!
What brand are your pants right now? - aero
.
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? -  yeah.
What irritates you most on the internet? - pop-ups.
What brand is your digital camera? - sony.
Do you watch movies with your parents? -  yeah sometimes.
What song best describes your life right now? - You belong with me
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - ya,
Are you taking college classes right now? - no.
Do you like sushi? - ehh.
Do you get your hair cut every month? - every couple months. like two.
Do you go online everyday? -
most of the time. that's bad.
quote number 1111548
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 Am i the only girl,
 who dresses up everyday,
 just because I'm afraid I'll run into "him"  where ever I'm going?
YYY
quote number 1111543
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