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omgugtbkmMember since Fri Jul 24, 2009 16:10:15 EDT Last login: Sat Nov 21, 2009 14:49:02 EST AIM SN: Quote Stats: 37 |
no he is not a prince....
but hun he is pretty darn close!
the only way to get over a crush
is to find a new one!<33
but hun he is pretty darn close!
the only way to get over a crush
is to find a new one!<33
Recent Quotes by this Author:
boy: where do u want to be in ten years?
girl: I want to be successful wbu?
boy: I want to be with you<33
now that boy knows how to teat a girll!<33
girl: I want to be successful wbu?
boy: I want to be with you<33
now that boy knows how to teat a girll!<33
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Today, I was in a rush so I parked in the "expectant mothers" space at the grocery store. When my dad,who was in the car with me,
turned to protest my parking space choice, I responded with "Oh, you didn't know?"
The look on his face was priceless. I'm 15. MLIA
turned to protest my parking space choice, I responded with "Oh, you didn't know?"
The look on his face was priceless. I'm 15. MLIA
me+you
always turns out to be
me-you
always turns out to be
me-you
Today, when I got off the bus I heard Single Ladies playing. I rounded the corner to find my neighbors yard full of painters and tree trimmers all doing the dance. When they saw me they changed the radio to heavy metal and went back to work.
MLIA
MLIA
Today, I was trying to print my english homework. It wouldn't print so I took my laptop into my mom's home office. The fifth time I clicked the print button the the printer started working. I picked up the paper to see written on it, "Emma, I am your printer. You must talk to me nicely. Or else I won't print for you." I was terrified for about four seconds until I realized it was my dad on his laptop the next room over. He was laughing hysterically at his own joke.
MLIA
MLIA
Today, I was teaching my AP US History class, and I noticed the captain of the football team was not paying attention to what I was saying. I asked him to hand me what he was working on. He handed me a disney princess coloring book, with Snow White half colored. I let him finish coloring her in.
MLIA
MLIA
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
Today, I told my 6 year old brother if you eat a watermelon seed watermelons would grow inside him and out his ears. My mother later that night gave him a slice of watermelon and he ate all the seeds to see what would happen. That morning I placed a watermelon next to his head while he was sleeping, and when he woke up he was screaming. He ran as fast as he could to my mother carrying the watermelon and yelled to her, "Mommy I pooped a watermelon out my ear!".
MLIA
MLIA
A little while ago, I went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my sister, mom, and dad. When the movie characters raised their wands at the end to remember Dumbledore, my dad slowly raised his drinking straw, and was followed by the entire filled IMAX theater.
MLIA
MLIA
Today, I was on the phone with my friend and got thirsty, so I opened the fridge and poured myself some orange juice. I then put the juice back into the fridge and continued trying to talk to my friend, but she wasn't saying anything. I kept talking, but she wouldn't reply.Then my brother walks in and asks me why I'm talking to the orange juice carton. Turns out I put my phone in the fridge.
MLIA
MLIA
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