onlyboyonthissite

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Joined: February 4, 2012
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Gender: M

Hey. I'm Devin, I'm a boy as you've
probably figured from my username.
Life is amazing right now.
¡Single and ready to turn 16 so then I can openly mingle without hiding anything from my parents!
When someone says "It's a long story," the correct response is always "I've got time."
No offence to certain people, but the best thing I ever did
in my lifetime was go to W. Alton Jones summer camp,
I've made the most amazing friends there.
I learned the most from my first relationship,
and i've learned the least from going to school.
Followers are nice. Comments are nice. Likes are nice.
That's all.
~Devin.
I love Marina and the Diamonds. If you do too, PLEASE TELL ME because I always want to talk to anyone else who's a fan.


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Y.O.L.O.U.Y.
B.B.T.Y.B.I.R.
You only live once unless your Buddhist because then you believe in reincarnation

"Tonight"
Which song did you think of?

oh my God.
OMG!
people!!!!!! i had my computer taken away for 3 days. when i came back and went on witty... i had 6 notifications. i guess witty messed up, bc when i went to my newest quote, i had 500 more faves than before!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG WITTY! WHY SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!! OMG I HAVENT LOOKED IF IVE GOTTEN  ANYMORE FOLLOWERS YET! and i thank all of my followers, so if you followed me and i didn't thank you, please tell me, because i might not have seen the follow! and thank you!

that awkward 10 minute period when you ask a teacher something,

And you feel obligated to nod for ten minutes, since you asked the question...

only me?

What guys actually think...
ooh shes pretty
What! I wasn't! i was just reading ur shirt!
my God, put some pants on, thats not a skirt thats a belt
she definitley has a bf
she definitley has a bf
i hope she doesnt have a bf
oh look a girl, better act cool she might b my gf someday
ugh, he thinks hes sooooooo cool with his hat on backwards
I WANT. TO PUNCH. UR FACE.
GeT aWaY fRoM mE
oh he thinks hes soooooooo cool with his pants half way to the ground
oh God these pants are uncomfortable
hmmm how can i get my pants comfortable without it looking sexual
God my boxers are so uncomfortable
what if i could pause time
I WANT. TO SMASH. YOUR HEAD. OFF.
if she dropped all of her books right now, id help her pick them up and maybe we would fall in love
if everyone in the schoolhated her, i would tell  her that i dont hate her and maybe we would fall in love
ugh she has a boyfriend
oh he thinks hes sooooooo cool with all his coolness
hey look a girl i better laugh so she thinks im cool
i wanna go home
if someone was about to throw her off a cliff into lava id save her and jump for her
i wished she liked me
<3<3<3<3<3<3</3</3</3</3</3

 

When someone tells me to go die in a hole...
I feel touched, because the people who bury me wouldn't have the trouble of digging the hole first, therefore saving someone's energy so when they go home their arms won't be too tired to pick up their daughter when she runs into their arms and then the daughter will feel loved and grow up to be a good parent and encourage vegitarianism and saves a bunch of cows from being killed into steak, which puts Texas Road House out of business which ceases childhood obesity which saves many children's lives.
 Therefore they are saying that I saved many children's lives.
Stop childhood obesity!
And have a nice day.

 

MOM: I've never lied to you!
ME: Umm... Santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy, shall I go on?
MOM: Well all of the other parents did that!
ME: If all of the other parents jumped off a bridge...

Disappear

Chapter 5.

     "Hi baby." He said into the phone.
     "Jeremy! My father; he's dead!" I screamed. I started sobbing, not only because of my father, but how amazing it was to finally hear his voice.
     Silence.
     "Are..." muttered Jeremy, "Are you... serious?"
     "Why would I joke about this!" I yelled.
     "Sophia! Oh my God. Oh my... I am so sorry Sophia!" I think he started crying too.
     "Why did this have to happen?!" I shouted, "Why now, when you're not here!"
     "Sophia, I'll take the first flight back. I'll be there. I am so sorry!"
     "No." I sniffled. "Stay. I... I went to my mother's house. You don't have to come back." I started crying again.
     I begged him not to come back. I knew it would really hurt his reputation if he came back. I knew that this was more important than his reputation, but I really did not want to ruin this for him. What if we break up? Then he would have destroyed his chances for a great job for nothing. I explain the heart attack to him. I told Jeremy about the funeral to come... but I didn't tell him about the will. It... it was too dangerous.

Jeremy's POV
 

      I felt so bad when I heard about Sophie's father's death. He was the one who helped her off her feet. He was the one who kept her together. And now he was gone. And I couldn't be there for her! How could I, I thought, I can't believe myself. I should march home right now to help her!
     BOOM.
     The first gunshot. 
     "Jeremy, come on!" Joshua shouted firmly, "This is it, man! This ain't no drill!" In shock, I grabbed my gun and rushed with the other soldiers. Stay calm, I remembered, Remember what you learned at school. I took a deep breath and ran out into the open.
     One bloodbath later, I finally kneeled down on the dusty floor and caught my breath. That half hour went by like a flash. I looked down at my garments, and saw that I luckily  had gone through unscathed, unlike many others. When I could finally breath at a normal rate again, I went out to help the injured recruits. I turned out that no soldier had gotten severely hurt, and I figured that we all must be great at our jobs to have gotten out clean.
     BOOM. SCREECH.
     Then came another gunshot. The last one. It hadn't been from one of our guns. It's source came from a car that was now zooming away.
     We thought the fight was over; we thought no one had gotten severely injured. We were wrong. And having been unprepared we never got the last shot at the enemy, but we did get a last glance at the car before seeing it disappear.

SUMMER <3 late nights. water fights. lemonade. in the shade. fresh summer air. BBQ's all summer long. tank tops. short shorts. staying up sleeping in. friends. sleepless nights. hopes and dreams. first kisses. real love. get tan. shorts&tanktops&flipflops&bikins. so i can stay up late. swim in the pool. romance. see my bestfriends everyday. Laying under the trees. That warm summer breeze. Just you and me. No school. Sitting by the fan.
Um, how come I've never done half of that stuff? Oh yeah, I don't have friends or freedom or a life.
Just me?

hey guys...
Ik no one will c this.

but if you do, could you take a moment to read it? my gf, RITwins, has been kind of sad for the past couple of weeks... one of her "friends" has tried to ruin our relationship, and called her, and a few other girls, fat. which none of them are. and i have reminded her that, but i dont think she realizes how amazing she is. so... it would mean the world to me if you stopped by her page, and told her how beautiful she really is. thank you everyone who actually reads this!
I <3 you, RITwins.

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