Hey. I'm Devin, I'm a boy as you've
probably figured from my username.
Life is amazing right now.
¡Single and ready to turn 16 so then I can openly mingle without hiding anything from my parents!
When someone says "It's a long story," the correct response is always "I've got time."
No offence to certain people, but the best thing I ever did
in my lifetime was go to W. Alton Jones summer camp,
I've made the most amazing friends there.
I learned the most from my first relationship,
and i've learned the least from going to school.
Followers are nice. Comments are nice. Likes are nice.
That's all.
~Devin.
I love Marina and the Diamonds. If you do too, PLEASE TELL ME because I always want to talk to anyone else who's a fan.
SPEAK TO ME
sorry, i had to
...
it's okay. :'P
"WHO ARE YOU?", he said.
"I.. I'm Jenny.."
'ermm.... no....?'
"sorry not interested Gerald" so then Gerald said..."why?!"
"Because I like someone else, sorry" Gerald was depressed for a few months until he met Julie. Julie was a beautiful young lady, but she had a secret. She was hoarding monkeys with a fetish for oranges and an urge to rip out Gerald's throat, but she kept them under control with special medication given to her by Dr. Pepper who also slipped hot sauce into it. One day she decided to ask dr pepper why they were so spicy! he said, "It's a special ingredient that I use because it makes it work better, why are you tasting the medication?"
"because it smelled good" She then began twitching and she looked at the doctor. "What type of special ingredient?" She said."Crystal meth." He said.
"WHAT??!?!!", Julie shrieked
"yes," he said
Julie started freaking out, so she took out a knife and stabbed the doctor.
Julie started freaking out, so she took out a knife and stabbed the doctor.
"WHAT??!?!!", Julie shrieked
'ermm.... no....?'
"sorry not interested Gerald" so then Gerald said..."why?!"
"Because I like someone else, sorry" Gerald was depressed for a few months until he met Julie. Julie was a beautiful young lady, but she had a secret. She was hoarding monkeys with a fetish for oranges and an urge to rip out Gerald's throat, but she kept them under control with special medication given to her by Dr. Pepper who also slipped hot sauce into it. One day she decided to ask dr pepper why they were so spicy! he said, "It's a special ingredient that I use because it makes it work better, why are you tasting the medication?"
"because it smelled good" She then began twitching and she looked at the doctor. "What type of special ingredient?" She said.
" because it smelled good" She then began twitching and she looked at the doctor and said "...