oreolover19

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Louis: I dedicate more than this to eleanor

Liam: I dedicate WMYB to danielle


Niall: I dedicate i want to nandos



 

 





(OneDirection)

Zayn:"Hi i'm the bradford bad boi."

Louis:"I'm the swagmasta from doncasta"

Zayn:" but his mom calls him Boo bear."

Niall: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
Louis: Uh, you let Liam run away with your food..
Niall: Give me a spoon.

nmq





Q tips?


no, no, no, b/tch, it's

Cotton Schwabs

 


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mine :)
 














It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.












 
Creepy?

Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named
 Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners, 
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.

Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.

Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.

It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named
'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre
& here's the best part:

A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with

Marilyn Monroe.

W
hen I was in 3rd grade


 

A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.

We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.

There I was, studying in the library in college.

when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"

I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're
sexy.
to adults, we're
cute.
to relatives, we're
adorable.
to dumbasses, we're
fine.
to each other, we're
pretty.
to gentlemen, we're
gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're
beautiful.
but to ourselves,

w e ' r e   u g l y   a s   f u u c k .
 


Someone
                             asked,

                              WHY DO YOU LIKE
                              HIM SO MUCH?
      

but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,

                           
                            DON'T EVEN GET
                           
                            HER STARTED.
   ♥




-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥