A man
was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox
and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into
the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something
wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got
mail!”