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McDonalds Worker : Hello, what would you like?

Customer : Hi, I'd like the sundae with no bacon and less lettuce, and a hamburger without the ham please.




Great way to confuse people.
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Once, a doctor asked a patient...

"Do you or any family members suffer from insanity?"

The reply he got?

"No, we all seem to enjoy it."

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&Does anyone else think of

[[Fairy Oddparents]]

Whenever they hear the name

Wanda?

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I think I'm the only one who remembers

PEE WEE HERMAN.

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Growing up.

When goodbyes weren't too bad.
When movies weren't that sad.
When smiles weren't fake.
When you always cried for the bigger piece of cake.
When you wished you could cross the street alone.
When you used to play with only a toy phone.
When you laughed about the little stuff.
When you always tried acting tough.
The years you laughed your hardest.
The years you tried your best.
The years when you never got a pimple.
Oh, how those days were so simple.