p0kemon

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Joined: March 28, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 354733
Gender: F

This is going to be where I post my funny quotes.

My new account is:
nimbus

p0kemon's Favorite Quotes






Best Friend;
 someone you can trust with your life who has seen the
best and worst of you and will be there whenever you need
someone to talk to. there is a balance in the relationship between
give and take. you feel so in sync with them that you can
comfortably share your innermost feelings and thoughts.

 
The day Green Day woke up is the day the government shut down. Just saying.
Why don't we just ask Eliza Thornberry what the fox says? 

I DONT THINK YOU GET
IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW SOME KAHON
ÉS AND TELL HER


this summer lasted a good 30 seconds
This quote does not exist.
I'm not a self help book;
     I ' M   J U S T   A   F    U    C    K    E    D   U P   K I D.    
*did you do any clubs in high school?*
Vic: there was this Mexican club ...
Tony: Um, that's a gang.
Vic: No, we did a lot of art
Tony: No, Vic. That was graffiti





          Me: *makes perfect vine*
          Me: Yes.  FINALLY.
          iPhone: F*ck you.
          iPhone: *dies*








honestly, i'd rather not
                                                                                                                                                         think of you today.