pancakes_rulezz

Y did I follow my self?

NO PEN? NO STUDY. NO STUDY? FAIL. FAIL? BAD GRADES. BAD GRADES? DONT GO TO COLLAGE. DONT GO TO COLLAGE? DROP OUT. DROP OUT? BAD JOB. BAD JOB? NO MONEY. NO MONEY? NO HOME. NO HOME? HOMLESS. HOMLESS? NO LOVE. NO LOVE? LONLINESS. LONLINESS? STARVISTION. STARVISTION? SICKNESS. SICKNESS? DEATH.

 next time.. ask for a pen! No pen can lead to death!

Rain Rain Go Away Please Come Backe Another Day...

In reality you mean:
Rain Rain Go Away Please Come Back.. Like ... NEVER!

SAYING SWAG MEANS UR SECRETLY GAY PEOPLE! DONT ACT THAT COOL.

Any one else?
* finds my sis candy *
Me: Mom... im going outside.
Mom: Mkay. Be in for dinner.
Me: * Evil laugh *
Mom: u amuse me.
Me: k
* Walks out side *
* Gobbles candy down. *

* Walks in *
Mom: Ur already in?
Me: Uhhmm.. uh there was a uhmm uhmm scary.. uhmm GIANT GOOSE.
Mom: Giant goose?
Me: * Dies of laughter. *

Me: Does Taco Bell deliver?
Grandpa:....
Me: DO THEY!?
Sister: Yes.
Me: They do?
Sister: * face palm* YES!!
Me: ?? Really
Sister: Yes.
Grandpa: What?
Me: ...
Sister: They do.
Grandpa: I don't understand.
Sister: YES THEY DO!
Me: Haha I was tricking you sis!
Sister: * Face palm*
Sister: I was being sarcastic.
Me: WOAH
Obama: epic.

Showing my sister about witty,

Me: So you make a profile like you do on twitter and facebook.
Her: So, were is the webcam to take one?
Me: *Face palm*
Her: SO?
Me: YOU JUST UP LOAD A PITCTURE STUPID.
Her: And Im asking, WERES THE WEBCAM!
Me:
Her:






Dog:
Derp:
Rihanna:
Gramma:
Elmo: UP UR BUT!
Me: haha nice one elmo
Dog: Woof.

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"Now I Know.. you put your underwear on first!" Spongebob

Directioner Quotes No.# 2

Liam: ZAYN HAS THE PHONE!

Niall: NO who has it is harry-
Liam: POTTER? OMG IS HE HERE?
Niall: HARRY STYLEZ YOU IDIOT.
Louis:No
Harry: o.o WHAT IS HAPPENING
Louis: DUDES!
Liam: WHAT!
Niall: ....
Zayn: * Stands up * HAHAHA I HAVE THE PHONE YOU IDIOTS!

Directioner Quote No.# 1.
Is it just me or is Louis just hot
in stripes?