paranoidx

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Joined: July 20, 2010
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Quotes by paranoidx

before you met me, I was all-right
but  things were  kind  of  heavy
youbroughtmetolife♥


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Sometimes I wonder,
how many girls out there
  want to be with who I have...
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I have a six pack
underneath all this fat...... it's shy(:
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"NO OFFICER,
It's not prostitution; I'm selling condoms that just happen to come with a free demonstration."

 

**all mine, please don't jock.
oh, and this was a joke my dad made after my friend and i were talking about prostitutes.
 


 

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DEAR HEART,
i met a boy today, prepare to shatter.


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my best friend recently went through a bad breakup. the solution? http://wittyprofiles.com

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my boyfriend's sister &i
just spent 2 hours looking
through witty♥

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nobody is perfect,
until     you     fall     in     love     with     them
*not mine
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Missing 11:11 is
God's way of saying you have everything you need.
*quote credit to 3k9
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at the top of our
\\\\\\          lungs; there's no,
  no such thing                 //////
as  too  young  ♥
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