partygurl444

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Joined: October 14, 2012
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Quotes by partygurl444

Life always gives you another chance.
Its called tommorow!
 
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I don't think of it as single 
I think of it as available .
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Have you ever noticed

that anybody driving

slower than you is an

idiot, and anyone going

faster than you is a

maniac?
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
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& Somedays, the only question I ever ask is
W h y      M e ? .
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break up
that absolutely

terrifying moment

when:
you almost knock your food over.
 
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That moment when you trip on something,

then look back and give it a death stare.
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Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No
Dad : The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son : Then it's okay
 
Dad goes to Bill gates.
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No
Dad : My son is the CEO of World Bank
Bill Gates : Then it's okay.
 
Dad goes to President of World Bank
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
President : No
Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President : Then it's okay
 
This is BUSINESS
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Do you remember how it all started?
HOW WE STARTED?
WE BEGAN AS BEST FRIENDS.
FELL FOR EACH OTHER AFTER
YOU PLAYED ME THAT SONG.
We continued, grew stronger,
after our first kiss. Do you remember
how it all ended? You cheated.
I lost not just my best friend, or boy
friend... I lost my trust in the male
population. Thanks.
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When someone calls me

ugly I give them a hug

and tell them I'm sorry.

I know how hard life is for

the blind. 
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