partygurl444

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I gave my friend my notebook that I write all my story ideas down in, and when I got it back, I found this written in it:



'Once there was a girl called Julia. She was a really awesome writer and had sexy teeth. She also loved her bff, Lina ((my friend)), who was super sexy and full of awesomeness.

One day, Julia went to buy a banana, but as she reached for the yellowest looking banana, her hand met with another reaching for the tasty fruit. She looked up into his eyes and... she saw he was a ninja.

Quickly, she jumped into action, fighting him with her own ninja-like skillage. She managed to fight off as many as she could until she was overwhelmed. She thought it was the end, until all of a sudden, Kung Fu Panda fell from the sky, squashing all the ninjas. He then proceeded to take off his head to reveal that he was actually Aslan.

Aslan told her that for her bravery she could have one wish, so she wished for the whole world to be full of bananas. The next thing she knew, she was swimming in a sea of yellowy fruit.

However, when she got home she found Lina dead from all the bananas because of how much she hated them. Julia swore she'd get her revenge on the bananas so she spent the next five years of her life eating all the bananas in the world, so now they're extinct.

After eating so many bananas she started to turn into one, so she locked herself into a tower in fear of being eaten herself. She spent many years eating humans to try and change her back, but it didn't work.

She knew the only other thing to break the spell was true loves first kiss. So she found a randomer and kissed him, but it didn't work, so she ate his face.

She became really depressed and developed brown spots on her complexion. Suddenly, in the distance, she sees a yellow blob running towards her. It turns out it's another giant banana. They run into each others arms, kiss sexually, and confess their love for each other even though they don't know each others names.

They both turn back into really sexy humans beings and live happily ever after.

The end.'


This is exactly why we're friends.






Thosscenerios  you

make in your head .



When you start to like someone ♥

 
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US

*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*


 Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister: 
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems. 
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.

Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.  


READ THIS ALOUD:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat.

NOW READ THE THIRD WORD IN EVERY SENTENCE ONE AFTER THE OTHER STARTING FROM THE TOP.
The girl you just called a Mudblood?
She spends hours practising her spells, hoping people will like her.
The boy you just Stupified?
His parents use the cruiciatus curse on him regularly.
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
Death Eater's killed his father.
Fave and comment if you are against bullying in the wizarding world. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.
2 + 2 = Fish

3 + 3 = Eight

7 + 7 = Triangle




Only smart people would get this! Fav if you get it! :)
Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.




Would you like a table?
"No I came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please"

 

Mum: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
Me: If all parents used the same analogy, would you use it too?

 


 i think
she's caught
between who
she is
and who she
wants to be