EVERY GIRL IS
EXPECTED TO HAVE Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish
lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a
California tan, a Jamaican dance hall a.ss, long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips
of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll
t;ts. This is why everyone is struggling.
-Tina
Fey