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Heyyy,

Its Phoebe And Emily hereeee. Were girls in 8th grade and still have a long way to go. Phoebe's Thirteeeeen and Emilyys Thirteenn. Phoebe is heartbroken. She just went through a hard break-up. I miss him so much, i think about him all the time. I love him and i know i do. Please Help Me. Emily is singlee.Phoebe will mostly be in charge of BEASTING up the quotes and Emily will be the one coming up with the words for the quotes. Dont jock our quotes or you won't here the end of it from us.

Recent Quotes by this Author:

Don't You Hate It When 4;


Your walking down the hallway and you see him. He's with his new girl friend and you have to look away before the tears let loose.
quote number 1194740
filed under break up
  8
MLIA #7:

Today, I was grocery shopping with my little brother when he asked me "Can we get Hannah Montana paper plates?". Before I could protest he continued "I want to be able to stab her in the eyes with a fork every time I eat". I taught him well.
MLIA.
quote number 1186044
filed under funny
  96
Taylor Swift;

Singing The Things That Most Teenage Girls These Days Are Afraid To Say Out Loud.
quote number 1185645
filed under break up
  181
This Christmas,

Let's put a mistletoe in our back pockets

so all the people who hate us can

kiss our ass(:
quote number 1179605
filed under funny
  189
MLIA #6:

Today, while in the bathroom I noticed my leg was bleeding. I thought I was alone so I said aloud "Im Bleeding!" A hand popped up under the stall wall holding a tampon. Im a male and Im still confused.
MLIA
quote number 1179073
filed under funny
  212
MLIA #5:

Today, I was looking at the warning label on my new mattress, it said; WARNING: Please do not attempt to swallow. I am wondering how many people have tried to swallow a king sized mattress and how it worked out for them. 
MLIA
quote number 1179015
filed under funny
  59
MLIA #4:


Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "trick or treat," a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy. They both got extra candy.
MLIA

quote number 1166427
filed under funny
  123
Don't You Hate It When 3;


It's that one day where your hair looks perfect, you have on the perfect out fit, your feeling confident about talking to him and you get to school waiting for him to get there and he's absent?

quote number 1166047
filed under funny
  120
MLIA #3:



Today, I went to Arby's with my mom. In the middle of ordering our food, this lady interrupts us and starts yelling at the employees, telling them there are onions on her sandwich and she asked for no onions because she is deathly allergic to them. My mom suddenly says outloud, "Well maybe they were put on there for a reason." The look on the ladies face was priceless. I love you mom.
MLIA


quote number 1165970
filed under funny
  31
MLIA #2:






Last year, we were watching a movie in World History. It got to quite an inappropriate part, and all the guys in the class started snickering and making sexual gestures. My teacher noticed this, and simply said, "Just think of your parents." The boys shut up real quick, and one kid started gagging. I couldn't stop laughing.

MLIA.

quote number 1165709
filed under funny
  14

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