peaceandluv17
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College Professor: Welcome our
new classmate, Bill. He is a little older than everyone
else.
Bill: Hey guys what's up.
Bill: Hey guys what's up.
DAY 3
Professor: Pay attention. Gosh your so immature. How old did you say you were?
Bill: 69
Fave if you get it. <3
Girls
are like phones. We want to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected. :)
are like phones. We want to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected. :)
I was walking through the city streets
When a man comes up to me, hands me the latest energy drink. Run Faster Jump Higher. Mayn.I'm not gonna let you poison me
I THROUGH IT ON THE GROUND
This proves the stupidity of Humanity
-On A Sear's Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I would do that because)
-On A Bar of Dial Soap: Use like regular soap. (That would be how?)
-On Some Swanson Frozen Dinners: Suggestion "Defrost". (But it's just a suggestion.
-On Tesco's Tiramisu Cake (Bottom): Do not turn upside down. (Little Late)
-On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Will be hot after heating. (And You Thought)
-On Packaging for A Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Wow)
-On Nytol Sleeping Pills: May cause drowsiness. (And I am taking this because)
-On Most brands of Christmas Lights: Use Outdoors or Indoors Only. (As opposed to?)
-On a Japanese Food Processor: Not to be used for the other use. (?)
-On Sunsbury's Peanuts: Warning May contain nuts. (Newsflash)
-On American Airlines Packet of Nuts: 1. Open Packet 2. Eat Nuts. (Step 3/ fly Delta)
-On A Superman Costume: Does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents)
-On A Swedish Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop saw with hands. (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
Sesquipedalophobia
Fear of Long Words/ so wouldn't they be afraid of the name of their phobia
nmf.
Defecaloesiophobia
Fear
of Bowel Movements
ROFL
ROFL
Format by Sandrasaurus
Pediophobia
Fear of dolls,
dummies, and
mannequins
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