peacegirl270

 I have screwed up 33% of my teenage life.. (at age 13)
or have I lived that much???
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 0

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 2

[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5

[] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

Total so far: 5

[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class

Total so far: 6

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 6

[] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 11


Multiply by 3 for a total

You know that feeling when you can't stay in bed on Witty any longer?































Yeah, me neither.

Inventors are just lazy people that found an easier way to do things...

When you share something funny that happened with you and your friends to your parents and they give you a stern lecture on how that was mean and look at you like you just robbed a bank.

The guy leans over the table and ask, "Are you picking up what I am putting down?"

I lean back, startled by his forward jesture, and say, "Depends on what you are putting down."

And then I procced to wiggle my eyebrows while he slowly backs away.

1.) I am a Roman Catholic.
2.) I am a straight.
3.) I believe gay marriage and polygamy (as long as it is consensual) should be legalized everywhere in the world.
4.) I am not saying whether I think abortion is right, but I believe that we should have a facility for women to go to, to get medical help.

As long as it is consenual, I really wouldn't care who you love and/or marry. Why should we follow someone else's values just to make them happy? You and your life's desicions should not and will not affect me in anyway.

Yes, I am full.

But there will always be room for

dessert after.

What is the point of April Fool's Day when your whole life is a joke?