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peaceluvandmeMember since Tue Dec 23, 2008 21:28:10 EST Last login: Wed Aug 26, 2009 17:38:54 EDT AIM SN: peaceluvandruthe Quote Stats: 110 |
WATS UP WORLD?!!
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Today,
i saw the quote:
skaters,
giv the poles a break,
and grind ME instead.
69 people favored it
i laughed :]
MLIA
i saw the quote:
skaters,
giv the poles a break,
and grind ME instead.
69 people favored it
i laughed :]
MLIA
Today,
I went to the mall with my friend.
We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley.
We both screamed "Ron Weasley"
to see if he turned around.
He looked over at us and said "Yes?"
We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost.
They said it cost 49 dollars.
He then screamed in a fake british accent
"BLOODY HELL!!"
Then he looked over at us and winked.
It was the best thing that ever happened to us.
We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley.
We both screamed "Ron Weasley"
to see if he turned around.
He looked over at us and said "Yes?"
We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost.
They said it cost 49 dollars.
He then screamed in a fake british accent
"BLOODY HELL!!"
Then he looked over at us and winked.
It was the best thing that ever happened to us.
~MLIA
&I f a m a n . . .
speaks in t h e
middle of the forest,
and there ' s n o
w o m an to
he a r hi m ,
is h e s till
{( wrong? )}
speaks in t h e
middle of the forest,
and there ' s n o
w o m an to
he a r hi m ,
is h e s till
{( wrong? )}
If you cant
l a ugh
at yourself ;
I will be m o re
than{happy}
to do it for you
:]
l a ugh
at yourself ;
I will be m o re
than{happy}
to do it for you
:]
Today,
I found out that {(corn)} is NOT a vegetable
I feel like my health teachers betrayed me
I found out that {(corn)} is NOT a vegetable
I feel like my health teachers betrayed me
A hangover
is the wrath of grapes
is the wrath of grapes
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
My Word!
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
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