Practical Application-
He's teaching her arithmetic
He said it was his mission
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,
"Now thats addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said
"Now that's subtraction
Then he kissed her nad she kissed him,
without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said
"That's Multiplication"
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
made a quick decision.
He kicked the kid 3 blocks away
And said, "thats long division!"