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*Gasp*
every time you see a
Shiny Silver Volvo...
*Gasp*
every time you see a
Shiny Silver Volvo...
3
&+who can honestly tell me...
theydon't google
their own names
to see [(how many)] hits you have.
they
their own names
to see [(how many)] hits you have.
creditt to broook. (sorry i forget her thingg, its like iLoVeYoU16?)
just made it pretttier, but she did the fade(:
ratee!
just made it pretttier, but she did the fade(:
ratee!
I'm the type of girl who...
Thinks dirty thoughts but then stops to think something good
because I'm scared someone can secretly read my mind
Thinks dirty thoughts but then stops to think something good
because I'm scared someone can secretly read my mind
Zoey 101 (:
Michael: There's a bug in my tent!
Chase: Well, kill it!
Michael: No! What if it has a family?!
Chase: It's a BUG.
Michael: Bugs have families!
Chase: Well maybe it's a really mean bug that none of the other bugs like and by killing it, you'll be a hero to them all.
Chase: Well, kill it!
Michael: No! What if it has a family?!
Chase: It's a BUG.
Michael: Bugs have families!
Chase: Well maybe it's a really mean bug that none of the other bugs like and by killing it, you'll be a hero to them all.
b e c a u s e i t t a k e s r e a l s k i l l
»to run into parked cars«
*Riddle of the Day*
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonnadoesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on [[ 3 ]].
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on [[ 3 ]].
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
The answer is: 'A Last Name.'
Rate high if you thought it would be a dirty joke :)
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Today my computer was being slow,So i said;
[Stupid Computer]under my breath. It then [stopped]
loading, so I said sorry, and it started loading again. i felt
like my computer accepted my apology, and we were [friends] again...
MLIA.<3
[Stupid Computer]under my breath. It then [stopped]
loading, so I said sorry, and it started loading again. i felt
like my computer accepted my apology, and we were [friends] again...
MLIA.<3
How to call the police:
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
The Over-Protective Dad Joke
There once was a farmer who was incredibly protective of his 3 precious daughters. His 3 daughters were all going on a date on the same night. The farmer would hold his gun as he answered the door, just so the boys would know who's boss.
When the first boy came to the door, he greeted the dad and said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. Were going to a show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nodded and the couple went on their way. There was another knock at the door, and another boy answered. "Hi, my name's Freddy, I'm here for Betty. We'll go get spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer nodded and once again the two want on their way. The last boy walked in and said:
"Hi, my name's Chuck."
and the farmer shot him.
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There once was a farmer who was incredibly protective of his 3 precious daughters. His 3 daughters were all going on a date on the same night. The farmer would hold his gun as he answered the door, just so the boys would know who's boss.
When the first boy came to the door, he greeted the dad and said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. Were going to a show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nodded and the couple went on their way. There was another knock at the door, and another boy answered. "Hi, my name's Freddy, I'm here for Betty. We'll go get spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer nodded and once again the two want on their way. The last boy walked in and said:
"Hi, my name's Chuck."
and the farmer shot him.
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