peekabooismynamex

Status: Letting go isn't as hard as it seems.
Joined: July 13, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: July 31
user id: 194463
Location: Lost
Gender: F








Hello person,
I hope you're having a nice day!

I'm Dianna, 16, Chinese and I'm from Adelaide, Australia.  :)
No, I haven't gotten my driver's license yet, but I know I really should get it soon before they change the law.. again.. *facepalm*


Some of the things that I'm REALLY great at include:

- Eating
- Blinking
- Sleeping
- Breathing


I think we have so much in common already, you should totally hit me up. 

I also think you should ask me some questions on my Ask.fm so I don't look like a complete loser with no friends :)
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http://ask.fm/DiannaBLi<

You're all fab, so keep being amazing xxx




 

Quotes by peekabooismynamex


Me on PMS...
episode #1; helping in parents' shop


Me: *wearing this weird back-pack thingo by the force of my parents cause apparently it will "help my posture".*
*customer walks in and asks my mum what that thing I'm wearing is*
*mum answers question*
*customer leaves*
Me: What did he ask about me?
Mum: Oh, just what that back-pack thing is. That's all.
Me: Of course he's asking what
Me:
He's a nosy bullsh*tter.
Me: Who's f*cking rude.
Me: And has no job.
Me: And no life.
Me: And ends up on the street.
Me: Doing crack.
Me: D*ckhead.
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
You done?
Me: Yeah.



true story

nmf

*Talking about the debate coming up to my dad*
Me: I hope they don't ask any questions that are too hard. I don't want to start stumbling on words.
Dad: Don't worry, if you get stuck tell them you're right because I said so.
Me:
Dad:
And if they don't believe you, you can give them my number.
Me:
Dad:
And when they ring me,
Me:
Dad:
I'll tell them I say a lot of things when I'm drunk.




true story

nmf

*My mum and I watching Dear John*
Mum: Aww, I hope they get back together again.
Me: They were so cute together! WHHHYY?!
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
*Dad suddenly walks in*
Dad:
Why the heck did she marry that guy if she didn't love him?
Me: That guy wa-
Dad: Just because he was sick doesn't mean she had to marry him.
Mum: She was looking af-
Dad: No, just no. She could have still looked after him without getting married. She's so stupid. This is stupid. This movie is stupid. Goodbye.
*Dad leaves*
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
I think he just ruined that movie.
Me: Yeah.



true story

nmf
*Me singing to 'The Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars
Me:
Today, I don't  feel like doin' anything-
Mum: *Raises her eyebrows and laughs at me*
Me: What?
Mum: TODAY you don't feel like doing anything? You don't do anything everyday. For you it should be 'I don't feel like doing anything everyday.'


Thanks mum, love you too.     -______-
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Don't ask me why I know...

..And before you say anything, I do have a life...
...just a very boring one.



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To be honest,
I prefer the old witty.
I don't know why, but I just do.




*Just came home from ice-skating with my friends*
Me:
Hey mum guess what?
Mum & Dad: What?
Me: I didn't fall over once during ice-skating today!
Mum:
Dad:
Me:
:D

Mum:
Dad:
Me:
:D

Mum:
Dad:

Me: :D

Mum: You didn't go on the ice did you?
Dad: I bet she just stood there and watched.
Me: -______________-



My family are so supportive.

If you don't reply

within half an hour,
you had better been writing me a fudging
paragraph.

 






After Tuesday, Even The Calendar Goes


WTF






 
You're the reason I wake up in the morning...




 
 
Just joking, I have school. ♥
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