penguin09876

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hey! im rachael:) im 13 an i love penguins! lol :)

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if i was liam this would be my motto
L[i][am]

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Why arent there any sharks in spongebob?

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I don't trip. I do random gravity checks.
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100% my quote
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People say "you break it, you buy it"
No. If I break it, I put it down and slowly walk away.




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shortest horror story ever

computer: unable to connect to the internet
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Why does Facebook even give you the option to "like" my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm f*cking hilarious.

and sexy. ;)



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Follow me on Instagram :)
@ Penguin_lover59
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I was watching spongebob and spongebob cant get gary to get a bath....
you'd think they would need a bath
they live in the ocean!
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Don't you think Witty should have
a category for 
awkward moments 
 

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This text is not available because Niall Horan ate it.
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