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       my dad just walked by singing
         “i once had a daughter but i lost her to a computer”


 

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The reason why most of your girls birthday is around in the end of november, ITS BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS MOST LIKELY ENTERED THE USB INTO THE PORT ON VALENTINES DAY.

If you know what I'm sayin... ;)

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be in a coma but never let him be the period.

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that moment when your
your boobs are sore


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